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Day 228: Nemesis required. Apply within!

So... have you guys seen this, the most EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY OF ALL TIME?

(Click to enlarge the AWESOME!)

This is the greatest ever. I mean, $350 up front to be a nemesis for six months? Part of being the nemesis could be SCAMMING THIS GUY FOR MORE MONEY! He says he's got a good job, so I bet some money could be had.

You could have it made! Plus, so much fun!

And THINK ABOUT IT - you could join the ranks of such fabulous nemesii as:

Stefano DiMera from Days of our Lives!
Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter!

Catra from She-Ra: Princess of Power!
Cokie Mason from The Babysitters Club!
Pizzazz from Jem and the Holograms!
First order of business is clearly to get an awesome nemesis outfit. Second, get an awesome nemesis hairdo. And third, move to Moncton.

Thanks to L-A from Fashionable People, Questionable Things for the heads-up on this exciting new business opportunity.


KP said...

Riding the BART though - The BART is in San Francisco.

Nemesising would be more awesome in San Fran than Moncton, obvs.

Super Frugalette said...

Many bosses are creepy enough as is...I wouldn't choose one for $350...besides nemesis outfits are expensive and could possibly blow the whole $350 on the ensemble.

Kerry said...

I had nemeses(?)--they were the performance artists next door. They made me insane. I don't think you can buy a nemesis--it's a relationship that has to occur organically.

Annabelle said...

@KP - I think San Fran would be great for nemesissing. All the hills and the streetcars are really just limitless possibilities for antagonism.

@SuperFrugalette - absolutely. I think if I'm going to grace someone with my nemessising, first I'll need a wardrobe allowance of at least $5000

@Kerry - Totally. I think you need an organic relationship in order to foster the appropriate level of passion to keep a nemesis/nemesee relationship going strong for the long term.

Rosie said...

I can't believe you found a way to reference She-Ra and The Baby-Sitter's Club all in one post! I love it! And speaking of love, I just sent you some via my blog.

Thanks to you and all the wonderful librarians who have helped me save $540 this year.


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