But it is the Year of Shopping Detox, and I am determined to figure out an outfit based on the things I already own.
Option 1: 1930s mobstar
|Who knew that one day I would be looking to Steve Buscemi for fashion inspiration...|
Option 2: Shirley Temple gone crazy
|Note: I do not recommend Googling "sexy Shirley Temple." Just FYI.|
Option 3: 1930s fashion designer lady
Option 4: Wallis Simpson
All I need to do is be really thin, possibly a Nazi sympathizer, force a king to abdicate, and in a roundabout way, inspire an Oscar-winning movie starring Colin Firth. Hey, the AP says she's back in fashion.
Option 5: Hobo couture
|Note: I also do not advocate Googling "sexy hobo costume"|